Who Needs a Labubu When You Could Have a Fried Chicken Bag Charm?

As lovers of all things food-related, the Eater shopping team is understandably passionate about paying sartorial homage to our love of filthy vodka martinis, mall pretzels, and Aperol spritzesThere’s a special sense of camaraderie in the air when a fellow pickle-lover is spotted in the wild courtesy of a realistic pickle keychain; our love of food can feel so personal that it’s a bit like spotting someone on vacation in a T-shirt of your favorite local band. 

When it comes to food-themed style moments, there’s the bold (a radicchio-print dress) but also the more understated (a martini cell phone chain). The current accessory du jour: bag charms, which have taken off amid the popularity of “Birkinifying” bags — named for Jane Birkin’s practice of adorning her Hermès bag with scarves, tags, and keychains — and in the context of a larger consumer shift towards quirky accessories. In an interview with the New York Times about the trend, Marissa Galante Frank, Bloomingdale’s fashion director for accessories and beauty, said that she noticed shoppers “craving a way to show their personal style,” and that charms are “a way to make a more serious handbag feel unique.” So it only makes sense that we, as food lovers, would want to deck out our bags with unique food-themed charms and keychains. 

There’s the classic hot-sauce-as-keychain bit, which truly never gets old — check out this interchangeable sauce keychain flight from Tabasco — as well as newer bag swag splendors, like the Instagram-viral Loewe tomato bag charm:

Fashion and lifestyle brands have become increasingly smitten with food-themed apparel and accessories recently, and the exploding popularity of bag charms has yielded a treasure trove of options for every kind of food freak and every budget. Thankfully, you don’t have to spend $650 at a luxury Spanish fashion house to bring home a tasty food- or drink-themed bag charm or keychain, and your devoted Eater shopping team (hi) has trawled the internet to bring you the coolest bag charms for making your farmers market tote turn heads at the berry stands. 

Let’s accessorize — and maybe make those Labubus a little jealous. 

This homage to Diet Coke

The Japanese-inspired brand Smoko makes all kinds of cute food-themed home goods that are worthy of your next White Elephant party (see: this ambient dumpling light), including this metallic diet soda bag charm. 

Diet Soda Tayto Potato Bag Charm

Where to Buy:

$16 at Smoko

For the lover of martinis and tapas

Prove your martini fealty with a string of Castelvetrano olives as a keychain, or go for Michael Kors’ metallic gold and silver martini bag charm.  

Terra Twine Olive Keychain

Where to Buy:

$12.5 at Etsy

Michael Kors Martini Bag Charm

Where to Buy:

$128 at Michael Kors Outlet

This designer banana is 60% off 

This Italian-made banana is admittedly a splurge, but it’s one that will always stay ripe. Plus, it comes with the option of either a lobster clasp or a keychain. 

Moschino Yellow Vitello Banana Keychain

Where to Buy:

$380 $152 at SSENSE

This tiny orange bag charm can hold your loose change

Things that this delightful five inch-wide orange bag charm can also hold: mints, lip balm, condoms, magic beans — the options are endless. 

Gothpickus Orange Bag Charm

Where to Buy:

$11.99 at Amazon

Auntie Anne’s has entered the chat

In addition to both the lobster clasp and keychain, this faux pretzel is made out of brass, which means it can handle all of the brouhaha of big city life (i.e. clanging against subway poles, your crush’s drink spilling). 

Coach Small Pretzel Bag Charm

Where to Buy:

$95 at Coach $95 at Dillard’s

Fasten a bundle of fruit to your farmers market tote

Take your pick of these miniature avocados, oranges, lemons, potatoes, or peppers in recycled produce bags. 

A Little Bit Betsy Produce Bag Keychain

Where to Buy:

$10.5 at Etsy

You’re partial to ketchup on your chicken nuggets, fries, and fried chicken

I had a dream last night that every one of these was fastened to Jane Birkin’s Birkin

Framendino Simulation Food Keychain (Set of 5)

Where to Buy:

$7.69 at Amazon

Fendi’s deliciously detailed leather bag charms

Somewhere, there is a timeline in which I dip my fries into Kewpie mayonnaise on a yacht off the coast of Mallorca, whilst paying close attention not to stain my truly artisanal, $1,000 leather bag charms from Fendi

Fendi Spaghetti Leather Bag Charm

Where to Buy:

$1000 at Fendi

Fendi Fendilicious Charm

Where to Buy:

$890 at Fendi

You save all of your ketchup packets

In the poetic words of Moda Opernadi, it’s “a sachet of sauce, made from glossy red capra leather” complete with a tear marker. Details, my friend. 

Anya Hindmarch Ketchup Leather Charm

Where to Buy:

$270 at Moda Operandi

It’s always an Aperol spritz summer

The beauty’s in the details of the sparkling bag charm, which has different crystals and beads to bring dimension to its design. 

Libations Beaded Bag Charm

Where to Buy:

$28 at Anthropologie

This elegant egg

Yqldahu Egg Keychain

Where to Buy:

$7.99 at Amazon

Next stop? Finding you a rhinestone garlic tank top.